Rogue’s Gallery The Stupendium

[Intro]
I may not look it but I went to an art school, y'know
And I stole like, eight crates of acrylic before I tripped the alarm
Anywho, what can I do for ya, pal?

[Verse 1]
You look like a fine, upstanding island representative
The kind to understand an enterprise when they're presented with
Access to a wonderland of fine authentic decoratives
Except that there’s just a chance you might detect they’re edited
It’s nothing underhanded, why, it’s simple etiquette
Someone’s gotta lose or else a price is not competitive
I may be discredited but you need some art exhibits
And I’m the only guy upon this island who is selling it
Got a little bit of post-impressionism
Neoclassical, surrealism, art nouveau, oh
But if you hit me with a host of questions
Quizzing, be all asking if it's real? Well, it's hard to know
But it probably is, would I lie to you?
After all we're cousins, I've decided
Ooh, you want a statue? I got a whole load in this old boat
If they don't go then the hull might smash through

[Chorus]
Satisfaction guaranteed, no retractions, no receipts
Refund laws may stand on land
But not transactions planned at sea
So if you’ve a gallery lacking in a masterpiece
Head down to the beach
I wouldn’t cheat ya, pal, we’re family