DRAW RecD

Vigilante: Howdy, Varmint

VIGILANTE throws a crate on the ground containing a REVOLVER and looks seriously at Peppino

Vigilante: Draw

Peppino: Hold on…I’ve-a never met you before in my life. Why are YOU fighting-a me?

Vigilante: Lemme educate ya befar I exterminate ya

(SONG BEGINS)


Vigi: I was born one mornin’, a scrappy lil’ scrap of a curd

JEC: (A crappy scrappy little scrap of a curd)

Vigi: Learned to sharp-shoot sharp cheddar ‘fore I learned a single word!

JEC: (To this day he barely reads any words)

Vigi: Jes a-rarin’ to fight, day and night, I defended the hеrd!

JEC: (oo-de-lay-hee!)