Banana Cream Pie Double Threat (Ft. Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling)

[Verse 1]
A long, long yellow fruit...
I can still remember
How the pie it used to make me smile
And I knew if I had a knife
That I could cut myself a slice
And, maybe, I’d be happy for a while
But quarantine it made me shiver
‘Cause House of Pies it don’t deliver
No pie on the doorstep;
What if there’s no more left?
I can’t remember if I cried
When I heard we had to stay inside
But I got sad when I realized
I don’t know how to bake

[Chorus]
So bye-bye to banana cream pie
Drove my Honda to a Ralph’s, but the Ralph’s had no pie
And them good old boys said we sell other dessert
But every other dessert is a lie
So this'll be the day that I die

[Verse 2]
Did you see that pie of love
And do you have faith in bananas above
If Ina tells you so?
Do you believe in blind baking
Is that the recipe from the Times you’re makin'
And can you teach me how to sift real slow?
Well, I know that you're in pain again
'Cause I saw you slip in the kitchen
It looked like you had wheels
Man, you need to pick up those peels
I was a hungry teenage broncin' buck
With a fork and plate, I just wanted a hunk
But man, you didn’t give a fuck
The day you ate my pie
I started singing