Sponge Bob Krabby Patties Robot Chicken (Ft. Krusty Krab, SpongeBob SquarePants & Squidward Tentacles)

At the Krusty Krab Restaurant, SpongeBob SquarePants opens the kitchen door.

[SpongeBob]

Krabby Patties are made out of crab!

[customers gasps in horror. A green fishes retches and spits out the krabby patty he was eating]

[Mr. Krabs]

Ha-ha! Everybody knows Krabby Patties are my family's secret recipe, boy.

[SpongeBob]

Then, explain this!

Holds out a box with some crab legs in it

You said you'd fired Carl the night janitor, but this is his TATOO! [holds a crab leg that says "Born 2 Lose" and the camera zooms in on it. Mr Krabs grabs him by the shirt.]

[Mr. Krabs]

You little yellow bastard. I treated you like a son, my boy! [SpongeBob pushes him aside]

[SpongeBob]
And it's not just crabs. [turns to Squidward, eating calamari rings] Squidward, those calamari rings are SQUID! [Squidward vomits]

[SpongeBob]

And your Chicken-Of-The-Sea salad?! Ha! Tuna! Chicken-Of-The-Sea is TUNA! [A yellow fish gasps in horror and pushes the bowl just out of her reach. The customers get up and form around Mr. Krabs]

[Green Fish]

You fed us to us!

[Orange Fish]

Pointing at Mr. Krabs

Are we paying you to kill us?!

[SpongeBob]

You're disgusting!

[Mr. Krabs]

No... I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom. We're all animals, boys and girls. Eating each other is what nature intended.

The costumers beat him up, and the camera pans to SpongeBob