Waiting for Blonde John Cale

I'm gonna write a play -
Many minutes long -
About a man on the A-train -
Selling things (for pain) -
This is what he said:

'I am a very good business man -
Good morning ladies and gentlemen! -
I have for you today.............
Double-A batteries , triple-A batteries and the mighty C-battery.............
4.95 - 3.95 - 2.95.............
I am a very good business man.............
You have a good day.............
And remember -

As you're waiting for blonde.....
You are New Yorkers...........
As you're waiting for blonde you are the very best.............
(yes I have change for a 20 how many you need brother).............
You are New Yorkers you are the very best.............

Your skin is crawling.............
Your tongue is in a trance.............
Remember you are New Yorkers ...........
And this is your last chance