Dear Magic Conch Shell BOI WHAT (Ft. Sandy Cheeks & SpongeBob SquarePants)

[Intro: French Narrator]
One studio session later...

[Chorus: SpongeBob]
Dear Magic Conch Shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?
She's such a bombshell, blowin' me up like a bomb factory pastry

[Verse 1: SpongeBob]
I haven't seen her around this town for a while
Now Bikini Bottom's not the same without her
She got my boatmobile when I was out at the fields
And hit the road, leavin' me at Rock Bottom
I'm tryin' to firmly grasp it
But the ending was oh so tragic
Not even Man-Ray would put me through this kind of hell

[Chorus: SpongeBob]
Dear Magic Conch Shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?
She's such a bombshеll, blowin' me up like a bomb factory pastry
She's been playin' karatе with someone else, and I'm all to blame
Now I'm throwin' my doubloons in a wishin' well
Mmm, what do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

[Post-Chorus: Magic Conch Shell & Sandy]
Try asking again
What do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?