Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom Bob's Burgers (Ft. Dan Mintz, Elizabeth Molyneux, Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, Jim Dauterive, John Roberts, Jon Schroeder, Kelvin Chow-Min Yu, Kristen Schaal, Larry Murphy, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Rachel Beth Hastings, Tim Dacey & Wendy Molyneux)

[Spoken: Linda, Gene, Tina, Bob & Gretchen]
L: Uh-oh! We got customers! Gene, put an "Out of Order" sign on the door!
G: On it!
L: Good
G: Wait. What should it say?
T: "Out of order. Dad stuck on the toilet."
B: No
G: What about "Out of order. Toilet cursed with evil"?
B: Kids, just stop drawing attention to the door. Go help your mother
Gr: Hi, Linda! I'm ready to make Bob pretty. I brought my scissors and my tweezers
L: Oh. Oh, hi, Gretchen! Gretchen's here, Bob! She's gonna get ya camera ready! Kids, go wait on the other customers
B: Everything's gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay

[Verse 1: Bob]
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let thеm see me with my pants down
Coasters magazine is gonna bе my big chance now
But I'll be outta here in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feelin' just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away

[Verse 2: Louise]
Let's be clear
I did absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
This is just to say
If Gene had pooped like every day, this would have all just blown away