Poop R&B Brandon Jamar Scott

(Intro)
It's no fun
When you're surprised with the runs
And number two comes out like one
Yeah yeah

(Fellas) You know when you're taking a number one (one)
But you gotta do a number two (two)
And the muscles that you use to pee (pee)
Are the muscles holding back the poop (poo)
Now you're trying to empty your bladder
While squeezing your crapper tighter than a lug nut
But that pressure's building up and you don't really trust
That you can pee without mud butt

(Ladies) Don't you dare try to act cute (cute)
'Cause y'all be squeezing out some bad poot (poot)
In the stall with a mask too (too)
Tear gassin' out thе bathroom
Y'all got that silent but deadly that kills more than Frеddy
From Nightmare on Elm Street
But the moment you notice the sneakup of bad diarrhea
You're screaming "Lord help me!"

Oh no, I think I have the bubble guts but I cannot be sure
I'm not with Jihad but I think I'm gonna explode
Bad case of diarrhea it has a mind of its own
So can I use your bathroom I'm too far away from home (Nooo)
Buttcheeks losing its battle fighting with my will alone (Soo)
Don't think I will survive, get EMS up on the phone
Something I tried to hide but now I think my cover's blown
So please let me inside because I really gotta go
Oh no
I think I've pooped my pants again
Yeah I've pooped my pants again
Why does this keep happening?