[Verse 1: Optimus Prime]
I'm entitled to the title, so sit back, I'ma take a crack at this
I'm hip hop's hippopotamus, and if you check my pit, you'll see that I'm bottomless
Call me Prime time, you're a late night infomercial
I'll beat you down so bad you'll need a walker; call me Herschel
I've already saved the planet, so why don't you join the club?
Oh wait, that's right, you can't! You've got a blinking laser lightbulb
Protector of the Universe? Come on, you're just a rookie
You were Andy's favorite toy cause he let you play with his Woody
[Verse 2: Buzz Lightyear]
I'm the sworn protector of the galactic universe
And I've got a pretty busy schedule, but I'll take the time to beat you first
Why don't you transform yourself into a better rapper?
Then maybe you and Meghan Fox can live happily ever after
And yeah, you've got your little crew, is that supposed to make you tough?
But how tough can you really be when that crew includes Shia Lebouf?
I'm gonna tell you a little secret, this is just between you and I
Robots haven't been cool since 1985
[Verse 3: Optimus Prime]
Time to transform, you'll regret this decision
I might be uncool, but I'm a robot on a mission
I like the shiny plastic, but you need a battle scar
I'll leave you with a few then I'll ship you back to Pixar
It'll take some special rendering to get you back into the picture
Because no one likes blood on their new action figure
Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing
I'm more than meets the eye, punk, you can't see that you're losing
I'm entitled to the title, so sit back, I'ma take a crack at this
I'm hip hop's hippopotamus, and if you check my pit, you'll see that I'm bottomless
Call me Prime time, you're a late night infomercial
I'll beat you down so bad you'll need a walker; call me Herschel
I've already saved the planet, so why don't you join the club?
Oh wait, that's right, you can't! You've got a blinking laser lightbulb
Protector of the Universe? Come on, you're just a rookie
You were Andy's favorite toy cause he let you play with his Woody
[Verse 2: Buzz Lightyear]
I'm the sworn protector of the galactic universe
And I've got a pretty busy schedule, but I'll take the time to beat you first
Why don't you transform yourself into a better rapper?
Then maybe you and Meghan Fox can live happily ever after
And yeah, you've got your little crew, is that supposed to make you tough?
But how tough can you really be when that crew includes Shia Lebouf?
I'm gonna tell you a little secret, this is just between you and I
Robots haven't been cool since 1985
[Verse 3: Optimus Prime]
Time to transform, you'll regret this decision
I might be uncool, but I'm a robot on a mission
I like the shiny plastic, but you need a battle scar
I'll leave you with a few then I'll ship you back to Pixar
It'll take some special rendering to get you back into the picture
Because no one likes blood on their new action figure
Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing
I'm more than meets the eye, punk, you can't see that you're losing
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