Be Like Me Uma Kompton

[Chorus]
Every motherfucker wants to be like me
Getting turnt like me
Wanna fuck with me
I’m the baddest bitch that you’ll ever meet
Keep you on your toes
Knock you off your feet
All you jealous bitches try to make me mad
Talking shit ‘round town
Yeah, your lives are sad
All you dumb bitches better hide your man
Gonna give that boy what he’s never had

[Verse 1]
Your life’s so fake and so is your tan
And you’re wondering why you can’t keep a man
You smell like shit and you look like a hag
Your ass is flat and your titties sag
You look me up and down and back to front
Never in my life met a bigger cunt
Gonna give your man what he’s never had
Gonna make him smile, gonna make him glad

[Pre-Chorus 1]
It don’t matter to me
What’s in your head or what you see
I don’t really care
What you think of my face or my bowl-cut hair
Undress me with your eyes
I already know you tell her lies
You'll taste me on your breath
She will die a thousand deaths