Intro Bo Burnham

[Part I]

[Intro: Narrator]
This is Bo Burnham. He is 22 years old, he's a male, and he looks like the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen DeGeneres. He has a gigantic head and tiny nipples. He's isolated himself over the last five years in pursuit of comedy and, in doing so, has lost touch with reality. You're an asshole, Bo. You hear me? You think you know better than me. You think you know better than everybody. You will die alone, and you will deserve it. But in the meantime, you might as well tell those silly jokes of yours. See if that helps.

[Break]
Bo! Bo, Bo, Bo!
Bo! Bo, Bo, Bo!
Bo! Bo, Bo, Bo!
Bo! Bo, Bo, Bo!

[Bridge: Bo Burnham]
You used to do comedy when you felt like being funny (Bo! Bo, Bo, Bo!)
But now, you're contractually obligated (Bo! Bo, Bo, Bo!)
So dance, you fucking monkey (Bo! Bo, Bo, Bo!)
Dance, monkey, dance! (Bo! Bo, Bo, Bo!)

[Verse 1: Bo Burnham]
Welcome to the show
This is Bo, this is his show
And Bo likes to dance like this
Welcome to the show
This is Bo, this is his show
And Bo takes off his pants like this
Play an invisible drum
Play an invisible trumpet (Trumpet sound)
Drink some invisible water
Oh shit, that water's real!