Telephone The Key of Awesome

[Spoken Intro: Anastasia Douglas as Lady Gaga, Carolyn Castiglia as Beyoncé]
What do you say, B.K.?
Are you gonna tell me the concept for this telephone video or what?
Well...

[Verse 1: Lady Gaga, Beyoncé]
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And it's not even close to Poker Face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half-naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink, sink
The kitchen sink, sink
What do you think, think?
I will prove that I don't have a penis, wink-wink
First I'll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
And make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard
This video seems goofy, you should just do it alone
Besides I'm getting sick of all these songs about phones

[Chorus: Lady Gaga]
Bail me out of jail then we follow with some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and there's dead people everywhere
As usual, I have lots of crazy crap in my hair
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-product placement
Hide the de-dead bodies in the ba-ba-basement
Blood, and guts, and boobs, and butts
And I just wanna make your head explode
Beep, beep, beep, bee-bee-beep, beep, beep
That was "Lady Gaga" in morse code