Fourteen Years In Rowville TISM

[Verse 1]
You can go buy a shottie, hold up the local TAB
Or steal a few VCRs or try a smash and grab
You won't be getting half the loot, your lawyer QC will
You may as well obey the law, I sentence you to Rowville

[Chorus]
Row, Rowville
Row, Rowville
I sentence you to fourteen years in Row, Rowville

[Verse 2]
Why shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
Go down to the casino to see a deadened eye
It sure won't be Lloyd Williams who hears the judge's will
"Citizen, for obedience, I sentence you to Rowville"

[Chorus]
Row, Rowville
Row, Rowville
I sentence you to fourteen years in Row, Rowville

[Bridge]
I will sentence you
Sentence you, sentence you
I will sentence you
Sentence you, sentence you