
Hit the Merch Store Redacted Hills
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It’s absurdity in RPG form
Tycho Brahe’s behind creased cardboard
But you don’t pull up chairs for humor, do you?
You shouldn’t miss this guy, K’thriss
He shakes a stone, there’s light eldritch
Compelling you, the viewers, to hit the merch store
Hit the merch store, hit the merch store
Hit the merch store, hit the merch store
Walnut’s grove is gone, which sucks for a Druid
Plus Maelith’s strong, but Nut’s wising to it
Sigils on the cave walls stabbed like daggers
She took wolf form and she howled aloud
She bit at K’thriss and she snapped her snout
And by her instincts led you to the merch store
Hit the merch store, hit the merch store
Hit the merch store, hit the merch store
Rosie, she’s shopped there before
All her grandkids get gifts from this store
Little halflings with Acq. Inc. pins playing footloose
I’ve seen them picnic beneath the stars
Wearing their bright Dark magic scarves
It’s a one-stop shop for birthdays at the merch store
Tycho Brahe’s behind creased cardboard
But you don’t pull up chairs for humor, do you?
You shouldn’t miss this guy, K’thriss
He shakes a stone, there’s light eldritch
Compelling you, the viewers, to hit the merch store
Hit the merch store, hit the merch store
Hit the merch store, hit the merch store
Walnut’s grove is gone, which sucks for a Druid
Plus Maelith’s strong, but Nut’s wising to it
Sigils on the cave walls stabbed like daggers
She took wolf form and she howled aloud
She bit at K’thriss and she snapped her snout
And by her instincts led you to the merch store
Hit the merch store, hit the merch store
Hit the merch store, hit the merch store
Rosie, she’s shopped there before
All her grandkids get gifts from this store
Little halflings with Acq. Inc. pins playing footloose
I’ve seen them picnic beneath the stars
Wearing their bright Dark magic scarves
It’s a one-stop shop for birthdays at the merch store
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