Dear Creationists Neil Hilborn

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anyway new poem this is new and it's
disgusting are you ready
alright great

dear creationists
while I would like to
believe that humans are the pinnacle of
God's creation
I can in good conscience not

For instance may I present to you
the blue whale
The blue whale's penis is over eight feet long
its testicles weigh a hundred pounds
it ejaculates thirty-five pints of semen at a time
imagine 35 beers
now
instead of a delicious refreshing beverage imagine that those
beers are whale jizz
today in the presentation of my paper why human sex
is totally stupid buckets
I will attempt to expose

ha ha

human beings for what they truly are
lame as fuck
my first question creationists
if we are supposed to be so special
why is our sex so lame
boring boring I meant boring
anyway