[Skit]
COUNSELLOR: People, people, can I have some quiet. Thank you very much. Now we know why we're all here, we're all very special people. What we're going to do is have a little group session, we're all gonna take turns and we're gonna talk, okay, we're gonna talk. Now, would anyone like to talk first? How about you Matt? Why don't you talk, have a go
SUFFA: Okay I'll try
COUNSELLOR: Yeah, have a go
[Verse 1: Suffa]
Hi my name's Matt (Hi Matt), and I'm eight-foot-tall
I fight like Mike Tyson, I can break through walls
I got a science degree and a PhD
If you see a sucka what you see ain't me
I got the finest...
[Skit]
COUNSELLOR: Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop
SUFFA: What's the problem?
COUNSELLOR: What do you think?
SUFFA: Why'd you stop me?
COUNSELLOR: 'Cause you're being delusional, now try again
SUFFA: Do it again?
COUNSELLOR: Yes, try it again
[Verse 2: Suffa]
Hi my name's Matt (Hi Matt), and what I said wasn't true
I'm not eight-foot-tall, I'm really six-foot-two
So I don't have to bend for doorways when I enter
Not a title fight contender but I do have a temper
I'm not really centered, kind of off to the right
I Dream of Jeannie and jerk off in the night
Don't get me in the light, it's just my fear is that
I got a face you wanna mace, man, I make mirrors crack
I'm more hustle than bustle, it's enough to make you sad
I couldn't find my way out of a wet paper bag
If you made me mad, or even if you stare at me
I'll start filming and shouting saying "you sent me into therapy"
I drink muscle growth powder and then chowed'd down a sachet
Sit at home alone making friends with papier-mâché
'Cause when it came to mates I never really made the quota
Even though I tried to suck 'em in with cookies and soda
My biggest hero's Yoda, yo, I'm kind of a geek
I watched Return of the Jedi seven times just last week
I can't speak without impediment, went off my medication
Sometimes I talk to chairs and have 'em hold a conversation
I sleep with a nightlight 'cause I'm scared of the dark
I walk with a limp just to get a handicap park
With my hand on my heart, I swear that I'm a liar
Hi my name's Matt, I like to set things on fire
COUNSELLOR: People, people, can I have some quiet. Thank you very much. Now we know why we're all here, we're all very special people. What we're going to do is have a little group session, we're all gonna take turns and we're gonna talk, okay, we're gonna talk. Now, would anyone like to talk first? How about you Matt? Why don't you talk, have a go
SUFFA: Okay I'll try
COUNSELLOR: Yeah, have a go
[Verse 1: Suffa]
Hi my name's Matt (Hi Matt), and I'm eight-foot-tall
I fight like Mike Tyson, I can break through walls
I got a science degree and a PhD
If you see a sucka what you see ain't me
I got the finest...
[Skit]
COUNSELLOR: Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop
SUFFA: What's the problem?
COUNSELLOR: What do you think?
SUFFA: Why'd you stop me?
COUNSELLOR: 'Cause you're being delusional, now try again
SUFFA: Do it again?
COUNSELLOR: Yes, try it again
[Verse 2: Suffa]
Hi my name's Matt (Hi Matt), and what I said wasn't true
I'm not eight-foot-tall, I'm really six-foot-two
So I don't have to bend for doorways when I enter
Not a title fight contender but I do have a temper
I'm not really centered, kind of off to the right
I Dream of Jeannie and jerk off in the night
Don't get me in the light, it's just my fear is that
I got a face you wanna mace, man, I make mirrors crack
I'm more hustle than bustle, it's enough to make you sad
I couldn't find my way out of a wet paper bag
If you made me mad, or even if you stare at me
I'll start filming and shouting saying "you sent me into therapy"
I drink muscle growth powder and then chowed'd down a sachet
Sit at home alone making friends with papier-mâché
'Cause when it came to mates I never really made the quota
Even though I tried to suck 'em in with cookies and soda
My biggest hero's Yoda, yo, I'm kind of a geek
I watched Return of the Jedi seven times just last week
I can't speak without impediment, went off my medication
Sometimes I talk to chairs and have 'em hold a conversation
I sleep with a nightlight 'cause I'm scared of the dark
I walk with a limp just to get a handicap park
With my hand on my heart, I swear that I'm a liar
Hi my name's Matt, I like to set things on fire
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