Scandalous Scholastics Gym Class Heroes

[Intro]
(cafeteria background chatter)
Did you hear about Travis? (No What?)
I heard he was hooking up with a teacher! (Nice!)

[Hook]
And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let em' keep talkin')
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room
Legendary Baby!

[Verse 1]
I was just a snotty nose degenerate with fake pass perfection
Dodging teachers out to give my late ass detention
Hardly a heart throb but I made do
Using them same circle yes or no notes I used in grade school
Folded love letters with the tab that read pull here
Writing back and forth in notebooks for a full year
I use to day dream about Miss Maglassin
A type of fantasy you kind of feel guilty for having but who hasn't?
The only difference besides the age is that I acted on it
And who wouldn't?
A school boys crush a mature womans lust
And they hit it off so well
And I could tell the day she asked me to stay after class that it was all bad
But I just bit my lip and acted all mad
The bell rang, class dismissed the door shut and her skirt went up
That's a rap