Gettin’ Jipped Grandaddy

[Verse]
Go home, mama, go home to your cop
You made us all feel weird, you should just stop
As soon as he takes off, you appear
With your one-year old and a half can of flat beer

[Chorus]
You bought into the thought that believing in something is a lot of shit
Well, that's unfortunate, I guess you're gettin' jipped
You bought into the lie that the truth don't apply to you and never did
Well, that's unfortunate, I guess you're gettin' jipped

[Verse]
I got ski poles and I'm on my horse
And you're on pills, all weird, wearin' gym shorts
And my horse and I are gonna find your man
And let him know he's got a fucking freak on his hands

[Chorus]
You bought into the thought that believing in something is a lot of shit
Well, that's unfortunate, I guess you're gettin' jipped
You bought into the lie that the truth don't apply to you and never did
Well, that's unfortunate, I guess you're gettin' jipped

[Outro]
I guess you're gettin' jipped
I guess you're gettin' jipped
Yes, you're gettin jipped