Marriage Mystery Adam Sandler

Marriage is good, guys. Marriage is good. You'll like it one day if you're not married. You just got to keep it mysterious. You got to keep the mystery alive. Like, my wife has no idea where I go for weeks at a time. It's fucking... It's a big mystery. (You tell her where you are tonight?) Yeah, she knows I'm here. My kids don't. I just said I was going downstairs to get an apple.