Let Kids Drink Saturday Night Live (Ft. Aidy Bryant, Beck Bennett, Chloe Fineman, Ego Nwodim, Josh Gad & Kenan Thompson)

Mother's Day's this Sunday
Father's Day's in June (facts)
It's been a hard-ass time for families
Feel like animals in the zoo (trapped)
Parents need some help these days
Kids could use some too (help)
So given the special circumstance
We're gonna introduce a special rule

Let kids drink
Just like Mom and Dad
If they got a little buzz on, would it really be that bad?
Let kids drink (tiny drinks)
Just a couple sips (full drinks)
They'll be happier and funnier and they'll fall asleep by 6

They used to give kids whiskey
To help them fall asleep (that's history)
So a teeny-tiny Whiteclaw
Is just a babysitter on the cheap (economics)
They let kids in France drink wine
A bottle or two a day (hmmm)
We asked child services
And they said it was okay

Let kids drink
It's not like they can drive
Except that one kid on the news
Who drove when he was five
Just one drink (one drink)
Two if they've been good (oh, uh-huh)
Babies look drunk anyway
They burp and puke just like I would