Critical Hit! Shofu (Ft. VI Seconds)

[Shofu]

Just won a gym battle, now gimme my badge
See you talkin shit but you ain't doin nothin like Splash
You can catch me with a new chick every season like Ash
On these beats I go retarded stupid call me Sgt. Bash
Ok she flashed me
I'm the one you can't see
Long dick, hard body, you can call me Phanpy
Colder than a Jynx but still spit fire like a Magby
You ask me
Retreat yo Pokes cuz this shit could get nasty
Actually
They say shofu for president
Alakazam intelligent
You niggas irrevalent
See through you like a Jellicent
I am sick with no medicine
A Pokemon specialist
I'm too hot but don't fan me, no muthafuckin elephant

[Shizzy Sixx]

I said the fire breather's back, like I'm Ash's fuckin Charizard
Showin that a prison cell will never go as hard with bars
Stun Spore spits, leavin niggas at a stand still
Cuz your whole style is older than an Aerodactyl
I'm mad ill, Pokerus
Known to SonicBoom ya
And I'm mothafuckin fly, you'll never change from a Kakuna
Bitch you'll be Slashed
Filleted as a Feebas
Your girl will be Thrashed
Her face nutted, that's how we Splash
Suicune! The majestic of the trio
With a style so cold that my flow is 30 below
Freezin the the lives of these fish, then dismiss
Even if you knew Jirachi, you wouldn't heal from a Wish