Those Characters Died Marc Gunn

Rat robbed a dragon level 32 beware
Little did he know it was Tiamat’s lair
Runt went to Tiamat to seek is revenge
Is hairy halfling toes were completely singed
Dag was backstabbed drinking beer, What a way to end his career!

Those are characters who died, died
Those are characters who died, died
Those are characters who died, died
Those are characters who died, died
They were all my charactеrs, and they died

Kablina wore a Quivеr of Ehlonna on his back
A Staff of the Magi he wielded for attacks
With magic rings and cloaks and spells he couldn’t lose
A giant got a crit, he was knocked out of his shoes
Kablina saved kingdoms for heaven’s sake, I can’t believe he died

Keff was bitten by an ugly lycanthrope
He lived a happy life, but was strangled by a rope
Sir Feta was a Paladin and defender of the faith
He was killed by undead and came back as a wraith
That wraith killed King Zimbar. They were characters of mine!

Cathng was an elf, who wasn’t quite right
He hacked off body parts and started organ fights
He took on a horde of hobgoblins all alone
Body parts started flying one caught him with a bone
Cathng only smiled at the irony. Before he died