[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HARRY STYLES
VS
PAUL MCCARTNEY
2
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Harry Styles]
Time for round two, grandpa, I hope you are a fast reactor
We write the 'Best Songs Ever', and we've got the X Factor
Bugger off, ya bugs! All five of us got the Style
All four of you got warrants as domestic pedophiles
1D's the commotion 'cross the ocean
1 half of you are dead, we keep things in motion
There are 4 problems here, and we are the solvers
We'll shoot you down like John, with a lyrical revolver
This is a battle of the Brits, so retriеve your shields
And stop dreaming all day in your Strawbеrry Fields
You can't handle my swag, don't you ever forget
I'm the most fly swatter, just crushed these insects

[Verse 2: Paul McCartney]
I'm gonna kick you with my brown shoes, I've got nothing to prove
This boy band is so gonna lose, since their only fans are girls in their youth
You gotta choose, fool, give up or maybe try to improve
You think you're the big hit news when you literally copy our moves?
On the fame mountain we're still climbing, While you're horrible at rhyming
Harry, I will devour you like a lion, better call Big Papa Simon!
Your horrible songs keep me up at night, your lyrics suck, as usual
There's One Thing I gotta say, these buttbuddies aren't beautiful
If John would write a song about you all, it would be called five virgins
We're the greatest, while you're the gay Backstreet Boys version
It's in our name, we'll Beat you, since our skill is so lethal
You're walking towards the direction of being killed by the Beatles
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