Jasper In Deadland Original Cast of Jasper in Deadland (Ft. Louis Hobson & Sydney Torin Sheperd)

[Sung]
[MR. LETHE] Welcome to Deadland
You're here in city circle
Welcome (Welcome) to Deadland (Deadland)
Get to know me, Mr. Lethe

[Spoken]
Citizens of city circle, this is your friendly Mr. Lethe reminding you to stay hydrated. Water from the river Lethe is scientifically proven to keep you feelin' nice and bright all day long. And considering time is all relative: a day's a year, a decade's a second, consider that promise as good as eternity, 'cause don't forget:

[Sung]
[LETHE’S GIRLS] Lethe is more

[GRETCHEN] Now is the awesome part of the tour
Cool shit that never made the lame brochure
Brought to you free by your awesome guide me
But tips are appreciated and I'm talking cold hard cash folks not me lifting up my shirt for five seconds Randy

[RANDY] Sorry

[GRETCHEN] Now on your right is the famed clock tower (Oooh)
Note that the hands don't tell the hour (Ahhh)
Because...
While we're convening here time has no meaning here
You're dead forever and you'll never see your kids again which is OK 'cause kids suck

[Spoken]
[JASPER] Excuse me? Hi, um, Gretchen? You see I'm still alive and I'm looking for a friend of mine and she may be alive too. I think we're here by mistake

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