I Told You I Was Freaky Flight of the Conchords

Girl.... I'm gonna take the month of August off... just to get you off
I'm freaky... I'm gonna clear the table top, we're gonna need a mop, I'm freaky

Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
And then we can float in the moat and be freaky
Freaky
Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey
Stick some money to the honey, now I'm covered in money, honey
I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the glass
You can act like you don't know me
I take a cup and then I put it on my head
And I just stand there being freaky with a cup on my head

I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky baby)
You didn't believe me (Don't look at me)
I told you I was freaky (Look at me)
Girl, let's get freaky

Let's make two life-size cardboard cut-outs of our bodies
And then pose them into sensual positions
I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin
Stand against the wallpaper and get off like chameleons
I'll flip some clips on my lips, I'll clip some chips to your hips
I'll nibble chips off your hips and watch the moon eclipse
I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree
You can be a squirrel, and store my nuts for me