Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version) AxCx

[Verse 1]
I know this guy named Howard Wulkan
He is really bald
He has no hair on his head
That's because he's bald

[Chorus]
Howard Wulkan!
Howard Wulkan!
Howard Wulkan!
Howard Wulkan!

[Verse 2]
He be working at Earache Records
He used to work someplace else
He looks like that guy from Shudder to Think
And he's bald

[Chorus]
Howard Wulkan!
Howard Wulkan!
Howard Wulkan!
Howard Wulkan!

[Instrumental Bridge]