[Intro]
Once upon a time in a tiny toilet town
Lived a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet frown
He took a tiny twirl to turn it upside down
'Cause when the world’s a turd
You gotta swirl that turd around
[Verse 1]
I know 'cause I am a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet plan
(Don't you try to foil it, man)
Because I can invite the toilet clan to recite a toilet shanty
(We are scatting)
Now I'm like an almighty toilet man with a giant toilet plan
(Soon, you might have soiled pants)
And now I stand beside my toilet band
Check the vibe, and if you like
Instead of fighting, join the fans
You see my face? Come take a dump on it
Can't be еrased, 'cause I'm not flushing it
No more bidеts to wash your butthole with
Bowls on parade, come take a plunge in it
[Verse 2]
Nothing's uncloggin' this, I'm what the blockage is
Breathe it in deeply so your nostrils know what noxious is
I got my bowels movin', now I'm really runnin' this
I'm throwin' shit at all the walls and none is gonna miss
People are pumped for this? Speakers are bumpin' this?
Everyone's idiot boxes are poppin' off with this
Porcelain thrones'll be smoking because I'm droppin' hits
But can your analog equipment handle logs like this?
Whenever snow begins ballin', there ain't no stoppin' it
I know that war never changes, change is the cause of it
Not to get meta, but was this made for the love of it?
'Cause it smells like a lot of dead presidents, doesn’t it?
Once upon a time in a tiny toilet town
Lived a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet frown
He took a tiny twirl to turn it upside down
'Cause when the world’s a turd
You gotta swirl that turd around
[Verse 1]
I know 'cause I am a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet plan
(Don't you try to foil it, man)
Because I can invite the toilet clan to recite a toilet shanty
(We are scatting)
Now I'm like an almighty toilet man with a giant toilet plan
(Soon, you might have soiled pants)
And now I stand beside my toilet band
Check the vibe, and if you like
Instead of fighting, join the fans
You see my face? Come take a dump on it
Can't be еrased, 'cause I'm not flushing it
No more bidеts to wash your butthole with
Bowls on parade, come take a plunge in it
[Verse 2]
Nothing's uncloggin' this, I'm what the blockage is
Breathe it in deeply so your nostrils know what noxious is
I got my bowels movin', now I'm really runnin' this
I'm throwin' shit at all the walls and none is gonna miss
People are pumped for this? Speakers are bumpin' this?
Everyone's idiot boxes are poppin' off with this
Porcelain thrones'll be smoking because I'm droppin' hits
But can your analog equipment handle logs like this?
Whenever snow begins ballin', there ain't no stoppin' it
I know that war never changes, change is the cause of it
Not to get meta, but was this made for the love of it?
'Cause it smells like a lot of dead presidents, doesn’t it?
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