Waffle King "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Verse 1]
It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree

Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean
People come from miles around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen

[Chorus]
I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)... Yeah
Waffle King (Waffle King)
That's what they call me!
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Hey, I'm the Waffle King

[Verse 2]
Everywhere I go now, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here."
Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine

And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"
"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
If you don't believe in the power of the waffle, lemme show you just what I mean