Let Me Tell You About My Operation They Might Be Giants

[Spoken Intro: John Flansburgh]
Oh, let me tell you about my operation!

[Verse 1: John Flansburgh]
Smile wide, scrub side, feet on the dash
I'll sleep the whole damn day
Slow lane, propane, empties for cash
Rearview mirror thrown away

[Chorus: John Flansburgh]
Oh, let me tell you about my operation
Doctors removed your memory
(Très bon!)

[Verse 2: John Flansburgh]
Ground floor, screen door, yelling inside
I think you know the scene
Front lawn, break of dawn, clothes on the ground
How could you be so mean?

[Chorus: John Flansburgh]
Oh, let me tell you about my operation
Doctors removed your memory
Oh, it's good news, it's just a quick procedure
Find happiness through surgery