Special Helmet Viagra Boys

I met a very special girl
She had very special hair
I met her down on the street
I was gonna drive her somewhere

And it was very important
That, that everybody was aware
That she, that she was something out
Of the ordinary

She had a very special bag
The same color as her hair
It seemed she wanted me to ask her
"Now, what you got up in there?"

She said "I got a very special helmet."
"In case we drive into a bush or
A large animal and I get stomped on my head by its hooves."

Well, I need my special helmet
And I need my special helmet
Well, I need my special helmet
And I need my special helmet

Because it's dangerous out on the streets
Ah, when you're sitting in an automobile
At any moment in time a large rock
Or poisonous snake could crash through the windshield