International Baby Niko B

[Chorus]
I'm an international baby
Shopping in JD
I copped a plain tee
What do I do with my money?
I flip it and I splash it like Tom Daley
Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl Bakery
Keep it 100, not 99, like Jake and Amy
Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy
I'm waking up, send another invoice, like thank you, pay me
No days that I'm lazy
I downed a Red Bull, I'm feeling crazy
Might shoot my shot at Carly Jepsen, like call me maybe?

[Verse 1]
Picture frame on my wall
TalkTalk for the broadband, give me a call (Brr)
I'm too short to play ball, I see Michael Jordan, I beat him at golf
Got people saying I'm cold, I've been doing bits since 8 years-old
From vids to making clothes, I don't know how many things I've sold
And how you gonna snitch on me for stealing food from the canteen?
All I really wanted was a Pasta King with a nice handful of cheese
Now I've got the head teacher on me
Put him in a headlock, UFC
Swanton Bomb like Jeff Hardy
Weeks detention for Niko B