Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Link Neal, Nice Peter, Rhett and Link & Rhett McLaughlin)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
LEWIS AND CLARK!
VERSUS!
BILL AND TED!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Lewis and Clark]
You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark
'Cause we cut a path through MCs like a walk in the park
And give 'em back a whole stack of maps and accurate charts
Showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked
We're two travelling wordsmiths spitting hotter than a furnace
And we'll own you on the mic like the Louisiana Purchase!
You're worthless; your future selves should've told you that
Now go back in time and give Doctor Who his phone booth back!
We discovered bears and beavers and prairie dogs and weasels
Rattlesnakes and catfish, owls, larks and eagles
And plus flora galore! And according to our observations
These two dickweeds right here are severely endangered
We inspired pioneers and travelers near and far
You inspired air guitar and "Dude, Where's My Car?"
We conquered much greater dangers in our trek through Mother Nature
So step off, but tell Bill's stepmom, don't be a stranger!

[Verse 2: Bill and Ted]
Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous
I've heard better insults dropped from Socrates' anus
That's my stepmom, Ted, let's keep it excellent between us
And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!
We're quick when we spit, like Billy the Kid with his guns
And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-Sacagawea-puns
A teen mom carried you and your troops?
They should've let the baby lead and put you in the papoose
And if those native dudes knew what white dudes were gonna do
They woulda stopped you in Dakota; they should totally Sioux
Why don't you go back to exploring Napoleon's old swamps?
Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!