Handyman Mickey Avalon

[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman

[Verse 1]
Pipe's clogged? call me up
1-800-love-to-fuck
Take cash, take card
Take the fat ass, and take charge
Bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri
She brought the bacon, I brought the beef
Mickey tickey time bomb 1,2,3
Pop off like a molotov in your jeans
She's bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some shit you've never seen
She's only seventeen

[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman