[Intro]
This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart
In Vulvulon, a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians: the Bitchy Dancers and the Mucusheads
On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface decreed "From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs"
The Bitchy Dancers protested saying "wait, which Madonna songs?" The Mucus heads said nothing because they we're mucusheads
Thus began the dance war
Now watch this unrelated video
It doesn’t matter if you make do, or make doo-doo (excuse me, sorry)
Just turn the music up cus I've got words to say: gravy
[Verse 1]
My momma told me when you write a song you don't have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls" (hey, hey, hey)
If someone notices and tries to sue, you can claim that it’s just an homage
Then make a video with whips and chains, it's kooky sci-fi gay pride collage
[Chorus]
I'm running out of ideas
My dress is made of tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby
I got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel
So I'll beg, borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws
What if I bang Santa Claus?
This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart
In Vulvulon, a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians: the Bitchy Dancers and the Mucusheads
On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface decreed "From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs"
The Bitchy Dancers protested saying "wait, which Madonna songs?" The Mucus heads said nothing because they we're mucusheads
Thus began the dance war
Now watch this unrelated video
It doesn’t matter if you make do, or make doo-doo (excuse me, sorry)
Just turn the music up cus I've got words to say: gravy
[Verse 1]
My momma told me when you write a song you don't have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls" (hey, hey, hey)
If someone notices and tries to sue, you can claim that it’s just an homage
Then make a video with whips and chains, it's kooky sci-fi gay pride collage
[Chorus]
I'm running out of ideas
My dress is made of tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby
I got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel
So I'll beg, borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws
What if I bang Santa Claus?
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