Diner Lobster Saturday Night Live (Ft. Beck Bennett, Cecily Strong, Chris Redd, Heidi Gardner, John Mulaney, Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Melissa Villaseñor, Mikey Day & Pete Davidson)

(Spoken Intro)
[WAITER]
Did you two order yet?

[customERS]
Nah

[WAITER]
Did you two carve gang signs into the baby-changing station?

[customERS]
Yeah

[WAITER]
All right, what do you want to eat?

[customER 2]
Uh, yeah. I'll have a grilled cheese deluxe, and can I get a salad instead of the fries, please?

[WAITER]
Sure thing, one grilled cheese vagina-style. Great, how about you, pal?

[customER 1]
You know what? I'll have the lobster

[WAITER]
Excuse me?