Can I Have My Balls Back, Please? Pulp

At the bottom of the stairway
I turned round as I was ready to leave and said:
"Oh can I have my balls back, please?"

Well, they might not mean that much to you
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
So can I have my balls back, please?

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no

Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah

So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he
Would understand the state I was in
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
But you see the same thing's happened to me."
So now I'm home and I'm asking you just once more
Please

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no