Table Cloth Homeboy Sandman (Ft. Fresh Daily)

[Verse One] [Homeboy Sandman]:
I don’t buy new clothes to wear
I don’t shave, don't bathe, don’t cut my hair
If it was up to me I’d walk around naked and bare
I don’t barely care enough to even look in the mirror
I wash Chinese food store Tupperware
Played out boobs and butts and blunts and beer
I'm ungroomed, got guts, make grunts ya hear
I got two big nuts and nothin to fear
I got loose screws wit a screw face to match
I don’t about-face I ain't got a taste for that
If I really want something I’ll pray for that
I don't worry 'bout how I’m gonna pay for crap
Ain’t no pavement where I ain’t good at
And ain’t no place where I’m gonna stay put at
My home base, where the forsaken at
I caped crusade for the sake of that
Hooray for that
I get major dap
I'm in the matrix reppin where a agent at
I'm in your face like Flushing where the Asian at
I don’t brush shoulders, that's where my angel at
I heard you cook 'cane sucka where your apron at?
I heard you serve 'cane/cain sucka where was abel at at?
They like "you’re worldwide homey where your label at?"
Oh snap, you unsigned, how did you finagle that?
While everybody else was busy trying to get on the guest list
I was busy trying to be ambidextrous
Meant I's well rested and whippin' up breakfast
Earlier than the rest of the homo erectus
The world don’t stop
Doesn’t nothin affect this
I won't go pop
Thought that I should address this
I’m loco lots
Both a writer and leftist
So y'all go cop
Right away, any questions?