And now the story of Leopold Expeditus...
Born, oh I suppose in 1812
Leopold’s mother a mademoiselle
His father, the General whisked them away
To a colony in Africa where they would stay
They’d irrigate the land and teach mathematics
But then a surprise attack, the warlords wouldn’t have it
Direwolves appeared, to search for scraps amongst the ashes
They found young Leopold, hidden in the water brackish
Mother wolf raised Leopold, as her own critter
And paired him up with the runt of the litter
Its name was Taki Büm Büm, brave as a pup could be
Along with Leo’s smarts, a more adept team you’re not likely to meet
Taki Büm Büm and Leopold Expeditus, where are you off to now?
Where will you guide us?
Taki Büm Büm and Leopold Expeditus, your journey begins here
And soon you will unite us
Leopold sprouted his first chest hair
And then grew bored of doggy dares
His peach fuzz turned mustache
His curiosity never abashed
He swam the Balearic Sea
And enrolled in university
He learned to chart maps, graduated top of his class
His peers shied away, they could never truly grasp
Reared in the wild, an abandoner of his pack
With newfound knowledge he would embrace his canine past
Leopold made his way back to the African continent
He searched the northern lands, for their scent
He followed a trail, to a Dire Wolf den
Reunited with his friend, their adventures would soon begin
Born, oh I suppose in 1812
Leopold’s mother a mademoiselle
His father, the General whisked them away
To a colony in Africa where they would stay
They’d irrigate the land and teach mathematics
But then a surprise attack, the warlords wouldn’t have it
Direwolves appeared, to search for scraps amongst the ashes
They found young Leopold, hidden in the water brackish
Mother wolf raised Leopold, as her own critter
And paired him up with the runt of the litter
Its name was Taki Büm Büm, brave as a pup could be
Along with Leo’s smarts, a more adept team you’re not likely to meet
Taki Büm Büm and Leopold Expeditus, where are you off to now?
Where will you guide us?
Taki Büm Büm and Leopold Expeditus, your journey begins here
And soon you will unite us
Leopold sprouted his first chest hair
And then grew bored of doggy dares
His peach fuzz turned mustache
His curiosity never abashed
He swam the Balearic Sea
And enrolled in university
He learned to chart maps, graduated top of his class
His peers shied away, they could never truly grasp
Reared in the wild, an abandoner of his pack
With newfound knowledge he would embrace his canine past
Leopold made his way back to the African continent
He searched the northern lands, for their scent
He followed a trail, to a Dire Wolf den
Reunited with his friend, their adventures would soon begin
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