Pompiangan Na Parokya Ni Edgar

Goto pares tapsilog
Kung sino mataya ay may itlog
And a rikitikitari ang kalaban ay cobra
Way-iiee-ess naalis ang bra

Sak sak pusa died last night
My dogy-dogy died also
Langit lupa impyerno
I'm im impairness

Kahit maliit yung aso ko
Malaki naman yung bird
May pet na bird yung aso ko
Hindi yung iniisip mo

And a ricky tiki reyes in a blue black sheep
Bakit masikip ang kanyang brip
Ispel yes, ispel no
Ispel what I don't know

Ami suzi emperador
Kamikazee grand matador
Monkey, monkey nagyosi
How many monkey did yosi

Five one two three four five
So pompiang pompiang pompiangan na
Kung sinong maalis, maalis alis