[Verse 1]
You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
When we hang out together
It's freakin' awesome
Playing poker Friday nights
Beeramids and golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger off
Your writing hand, oh well
You get disability
I broke my leg, you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar
[Interlude]
(Woo!)
(Uh)
(Pfft!)
(Woah-oh)
[Chorus]
You'll tell the world I'm gay
When you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way
You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
When we hang out together
It's freakin' awesome
Playing poker Friday nights
Beeramids and golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger off
Your writing hand, oh well
You get disability
I broke my leg, you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar
[Interlude]
(Woo!)
(Uh)
(Pfft!)
(Woah-oh)
[Chorus]
You'll tell the world I'm gay
When you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way
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