[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
THE GRINCH
VS
EBENEZER SCROOGE
BEGIN
[Verse 1: The Grinch]
There once was a posh prick
Dressed awfully prim
Though his face was two sizes
Too small for his chin
"Ring my Belle" thought the man
"With the ring I'll propose with"
Then she saw his Dickens
And young Scrooge got ghosted
Ohh! You're turning to dust
The Whos down in Whoville are asking, "Who's heard of this schmuck?"
A beast when I'm roasting, forget Christmas goose
Today we shall serve a McDuck
Insult my appearance and this petty geezer's doomed
He left every reader and theatre spookеd
Have a white Christmas forevеr alone
In your bed, Ebenezer Splooge
[Verse 2: Ebenezer Scrooge]
I'd prefer the presence
Of a phantom over this freak
Nobody's felt this much
Disappointment since the Grinch leaks
Put your money where your nose is
Your business is atrocious
That plan doesn't work!
Did you steal it from the homeless?
Even Cindy knows you're a children's clone
That only fits the mold of all the Christmas tropes
Not a single soul would kiss this old abysmal troll
When his feet are looking like a bunch of mistletoes
Besides Max you're hated
Rolled in Santa's grave, you're all mucked up
You think your tax evasion and lack of patience
Could match the green stacks I'm making? Bah Humbug!
People like you don't know how to treat my plate
I'm feasting on the mountain of the fees I'm paid
You couldn't bare a second before you're quitting the battle
If you don't get babysitted by the CIA
Tried to amaze your crush with a shaver, but
Then you also bombed that
When the only thing you ever managed
To properly cut was her contact
RAP BATTLE!
THE GRINCH
VS
EBENEZER SCROOGE
BEGIN
[Verse 1: The Grinch]
There once was a posh prick
Dressed awfully prim
Though his face was two sizes
Too small for his chin
"Ring my Belle" thought the man
"With the ring I'll propose with"
Then she saw his Dickens
And young Scrooge got ghosted
Ohh! You're turning to dust
The Whos down in Whoville are asking, "Who's heard of this schmuck?"
A beast when I'm roasting, forget Christmas goose
Today we shall serve a McDuck
Insult my appearance and this petty geezer's doomed
He left every reader and theatre spookеd
Have a white Christmas forevеr alone
In your bed, Ebenezer Splooge
[Verse 2: Ebenezer Scrooge]
I'd prefer the presence
Of a phantom over this freak
Nobody's felt this much
Disappointment since the Grinch leaks
Put your money where your nose is
Your business is atrocious
That plan doesn't work!
Did you steal it from the homeless?
Even Cindy knows you're a children's clone
That only fits the mold of all the Christmas tropes
Not a single soul would kiss this old abysmal troll
When his feet are looking like a bunch of mistletoes
Besides Max you're hated
Rolled in Santa's grave, you're all mucked up
You think your tax evasion and lack of patience
Could match the green stacks I'm making? Bah Humbug!
People like you don't know how to treat my plate
I'm feasting on the mountain of the fees I'm paid
You couldn't bare a second before you're quitting the battle
If you don't get babysitted by the CIA
Tried to amaze your crush with a shaver, but
Then you also bombed that
When the only thing you ever managed
To properly cut was her contact
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