Gordo’s Law of Genetics William Finn (Ft. Alyse Alan Louis, Ana Gasteyer, Bradley Dean, Jenni Barber, Jonathan Groff, Josh Lamon, Quentin Earl Darrington & Rema Webb)

[MINISTER]
The bad trait will always predominate
Bad trait is certain to win
The bad trait will always predominate

[ENSEMBLE]
That is the law of genetics

[GORDON]
According to Schwinn!

[WOMEN]
Smart or dumb

[MEN]
The dumb will predominate

[WOMEN]
Fat or thin

[MEN]
The fat will predominate

[WOMEN]
Lazy or not