Introduction ALKA The Melody Boy (Ft. Bred Bandit, ​conner, Cregg, Frijolito, Joe, MAX, Nick Michelotti, & Rich Poor & Yung Budder)

[ALKA]
My name is ALKA, and today, I'm presenting Wak Season! A collection of songs that are close to our hearts. Please relax as the fellow members of Wak Chat introduce themselves

[BRED BANDIT]
*breathing*
I'm Noah

[RICH POOR]
*scratching* Hey, I'm Rich Poor, aka Corey Sparlin and I have type 2 eczema. But I also fucked your bitch

[GABE]
Hi, I'm Gabe. I'm a high-functioning autist. Join my Minecraft server

[YUNG BUDDER]
Hi my name is Jacob. My parents are brother and sister and that explains why I'm socially inept

[FRIJOLITO]
It's Lil Frijole, aka Dom. My mom's a whore, let me know- *laughing*

[CREGG]
Hi my name Cregg and all my friends seen my nuts, K?

[MAX]
Hi I'm Max. I have balls cancer and I'm an asshole

[CONNER]
Hi my names Conner. I'm overweight... and I'll never be nothing in life... MAN FUCK YOU GUYS!