The Robot Song Madds Buckley

[Intro]
Come try our new product
It's the best you've ever seen (seen)
A miraculous invention
Who can guess what it'll be? (be)
And our new line-up's unveiling
We ask you be polite (oh so polite)
For our product is a little bit shy

[Chorus]
For we have built you a friend (friend)
A most comforting friend (so great)
For those nights when you are feeling all alone
He'll hug you when you cry
And he'll never say goodbye
And if he does, well
That's what the off button's for

[Verse 1]
Now, customers don't go away
For we'll make it worth your while today
To forget your lonely, empty lives
To make a purchase of this size
For twenty-five thousand, he'll say your name
And every person will message you
For twenty-hundred, he'll wave hello
And for two hundred, our invisible model will
(get it, there's no model)