Stay Out of Bars GZA

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Hangin' out in bars can become no joke
When you start to drinkin' gin, rum, Bacardi, and coke
Or Martini and Rossi, Asti Spumante
Even forties being shared throughout the posse
Jukebox is slamming throughout the bright moon
With the melody, of a soft Barry White tune
I sit back, like I got it made in the shade
Holding my dick as I talk to the barmaid
Excuse me miss, "Alright here I come
May I help you?" Yeah, double shot of rum
"On the rocks sir?" Mm-mmm, not at all
Who the fucks need ice inside of burning alcohol?
I reach in my pockets to tip the whore
But I'm clumsy, my change start falling on the floor
I play macho, and say, "Leave it for the sweeper"
"Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!"–my fucking beeper
I start stumbling to the phone booth
Revealing all symptoms of drinking ninety proof
The phone booth door is closed, the light is on
The girlie just dialed nine-seven-zero porn
She sit back, with her legs cocked in the air
While her fingers do the walking through her knotty pubic hair
Her eyes are shut tight, she moans and groan
I hit the glass, "Get the fuck off the phone!"
She jumped up and said, "You just had to be the one
To interrupt me when I was having so much fun"
I said, "Hold up, yo, bitch you think it's cute
To be perverted, let alone a sleazy prostitute?"
She said, "How can you try to disrespect any female
Or me and my homegirls just because we sell?"
I said, "Pussy? That's what you call it?"
She screamed out, "You're goddamn right, you alcoholic!"
She said, "This is a public phone and you do not run it"
I said, "So is your pussy, but can I use it when I want it?"