It’s Dangerous to Go Alone (Remix) Starbomb

[Intro: Arin Hanson]
Yeah, heh, alright
Yeah, c'mon
Here we go, here we go

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986, old school
I'm giving you a laid-back summertime jam
Hold on a minute, Link! Hey, what's up, old man?
I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Hey, thanks, old man, that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friеndly advice
Though I've nevеr seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh, wait, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise

[Chorus: Dan Avidan]
Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean
Wait a minute, Link, don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing

[Verse 2: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
That was weird, but whatever, there is no time to lose
I gotta warp right now to Zelda in this chilled-out groove
Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia, but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute, Link! Old man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Well, that's really kind of— Ah! That's your wrinkled dick again
Look, I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men