[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
TOOTH FAIRY
VS
SANDMAN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Sandman]
I can’t find a single tool in your dental kit and caboodle
That could justify your purpose outside of a child’s doodles
Once upon a night, I’ll meet you in the bedroom
I’ll take eye for an eye, you take tooth for a tooth!
Enter Sandman! This’ll be the wildest night you’ve ever had
Cuz my sphinx sphincter is up for your never never land
Real fairies don’t need petty cash to have their stories sell
So I say you spare the fee for when I send you down to hell
Tell all the children to set a mouse trap under their window
If you don’t lock your jaw and put the key under the pillow
When my sandstorm comes, all the fairies better run
‘Cause you’re gonna lose a tooth if you try to bite the dust
[Verse 2: Tooth Fairy]
I’m an honorable creature, this dweeb needs to lay down
Throwing sandy insults, like he lives on the playground
No guardian would allow you to point on verbal violence
I prefer your your latest portrayal, a pondering silence
So Desert man thinks that he’s got flow, but he couldn’t be dryer
Claiming he can step up to the tooth fairy on a wing, while he struggled with a Spider
Look through that Sandstorm and at the magic you are facing
And dig out some information by asking your buddy Gaiman
Your dreams need an inception, leave this fairy tale tragic
So conjure up your beef and I will serve you as a sandwich
You just need to learn to grow, your crazed claims are vertigo
Why would children believe you, when all you do is hurt those
Throw up a whole desert, your sand can not kill this burn
Cuz you couldn’t think of punchlines when hourglasses are turned
RAP BATTLE!
TOOTH FAIRY
VS
SANDMAN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Sandman]
I can’t find a single tool in your dental kit and caboodle
That could justify your purpose outside of a child’s doodles
Once upon a night, I’ll meet you in the bedroom
I’ll take eye for an eye, you take tooth for a tooth!
Enter Sandman! This’ll be the wildest night you’ve ever had
Cuz my sphinx sphincter is up for your never never land
Real fairies don’t need petty cash to have their stories sell
So I say you spare the fee for when I send you down to hell
Tell all the children to set a mouse trap under their window
If you don’t lock your jaw and put the key under the pillow
When my sandstorm comes, all the fairies better run
‘Cause you’re gonna lose a tooth if you try to bite the dust
[Verse 2: Tooth Fairy]
I’m an honorable creature, this dweeb needs to lay down
Throwing sandy insults, like he lives on the playground
No guardian would allow you to point on verbal violence
I prefer your your latest portrayal, a pondering silence
So Desert man thinks that he’s got flow, but he couldn’t be dryer
Claiming he can step up to the tooth fairy on a wing, while he struggled with a Spider
Look through that Sandstorm and at the magic you are facing
And dig out some information by asking your buddy Gaiman
Your dreams need an inception, leave this fairy tale tragic
So conjure up your beef and I will serve you as a sandwich
You just need to learn to grow, your crazed claims are vertigo
Why would children believe you, when all you do is hurt those
Throw up a whole desert, your sand can not kill this burn
Cuz you couldn’t think of punchlines when hourglasses are turned
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