Limerick Style Fiddler's Green

[Verse 1]
There was a pretty young lady, pretty lady named Bright
My God she travelled so much faster, so much faster than light
And when she set out one day
In a relative way
Was gone and came back, and came back the previous night

[Verse 2]
There was a spunky young man, a brave fellow from Lyme
My God he married three wives, oh three wives at a time
When asked "why a third?"
He replied "one's absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a terrible crime!"

[Pre-Chorus]
Two wives at a time?
What a terrible crime!

[Chorus]
Come with me - We'll follow you!
Down to Limerick Town, going round and round
Come with me - We'll follow you!
Where you'll find a rhyme from another time
Come with me - We'll follow you!
Do the limerick style from the Emerald Isle
Come with me - We'll follow you!
Five lines in your hand
Send you round the bend