Dial-Up Deals Xtha

[Verse 1]
Hey, hey friend
You've got quite the funny brand
Let me lend you a costly hand
I'm your friendly garbage salesman
Hey, hey kid
I've got sales you can't ignore
Subscribe to get a little more
When you step inside my deals store

[Pre-Chorus]
Here's some fun facts
I used to be the biggest guy in town
Number one, all around salesman
Signed a contract
One phone call later had the sales hot
All it bought, jackpot, a big shot
But whеn your life has gone down the drain
And you feel ashamеd
My hyperlink remains blocked

[Chorus]
How, how can you be a big shot like me
Just find me the key, one-time-only deal
And speaking of you, it's your big debut
That heart looks brand new, let's put it to use
Now let's blow your mind
This contract was signed
The print's pretty fine
That heart will be mine
Now you must agree to what I foresee
It's my guarantee, in heaven I'm free