King of Fighters Del the Funky Homosapien

{Ladies and gentlemen, rap fans of all ages
Tonight we have a literal state of pandemonium
As Sir DzL, aka Joe Higashi, makes his way to the ring
As you can see
You can almost taste the electricity in the air, ladies and gentlemen}

{The challenger had better live up to the trash
He was talking at the press conference two nights ago
Or it looks like he'll be leaving the ring fingerless
After Higashi's signature scissor kick
Oh, this is gonna be a good one, rap fans}

I'm back with the tiger kick
Joe Higashi, all team activist of spit swivel grip
Crippling blows within editions of flows
It's a gala of gargantuan proportions

The greatest show in stereo
The weary ol' drag you been hearin' is dead
We playin' funk at the burial grounds and it's a merry ol' sound
And a jolly good time when we body fools with rhymes

Smell the burnin' flesh when the words of death
Bring eternal rest or internal stress
Beef or chicken, either way the meat is sickened
Bacteria, we here in your kitchen